King of the hill

ScottMcCoy wrote:

koolkikij wrote:

then i come along and stop the fighting lulz

Stop fighting? What kind of sick cruel person are you?

oh yeah. im horrible. lol

Razor wrote:

Then I come out while u r distracted and beam u all to Cuba.

i'll fit in perfectly with those "commies"

Then I artificcally create a mega tsunami and wipe everyone out.

lol, then i use anti matter weapon to destroy the planet. I win the end.

that is not right lol

Then I travel back in time and shoot you then I aplant my flag! Wooooo I win again.

While you are all changing the fabric of time, i activate the android i buried on top of the hill, which grabs you by the ankles and spins you around and around and launches you into the nearest tree, breaking your spine. As you lie there dying he vaporises your flag and places mine.

Doh, then I hack the androids firewall and self-destruct it. Then I crack my back in place and plant my flag and put a sheild around it.

then i turn nero on all of u drill a hole to the earths core, use red matter to create a black hole and kill u all MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then i call Mr.Spock to time-punch nero and send him to the klingon prison in the deleted scenes of STXI and transport the hill onto my ship and go withMr.Spock
BACK TO THE FUTURE!

then i reveal that im god and i think u all away

And I combine Athiesm and philosophy to think you away.

And then the universe ends and theres nothing left! I win new game!

Ansar just stands at the top of the hill with a big red button and a flag. Trust me, nobody wants to push the big red button.

I walk up the hill, "Oooooo, big red button I love big red buttons. Their uncertainty is cool!" I press the big red button.

And nothing happens. I kick down one flag and put 2 of my own up.

THE HILL IS MINE.

call a harrier strike over the hill to clear it out and place my flag up there surrounded by claymore mines

I send in my robots and blow all the mines, then I get into my torrent and dare all who try. My flag is place let all try.

THE HILL IS MINE

Hahahahaha, I tactical nuke you! Which miraculously kils everyone on your team, leaving me and my army of soldiers equipped with riot sheilds unharmed. Then we storm the hill, I stand in the ceneter as the my troops form a complete wall around me making me invulnerable to attack from around me. I then combine my advanced force feild tech to create an barrier around me and my team making us all completely invulnerable. Finally I call in a series of C130's, Harrier Jets, Attack Heli's, and Predator Missiles to decimate any possible threat. Ha. I am king of this hill.

But no one realised that I was still stood there so I dig underground and place an army of moles that dig up the ground and destroy your defenses. I PLACE MY FLAG.

You cannot because I once again have a forcefield generator, which is EMP proof and runs off of the power of child labor and bigottry, so when you and your mole army reach my force feild, they are stopped with the irresistable power of racism and child abuse.

Spaztoid wrote:

You cannot because I once again have a forcefield generator, which is EMP proof and runs off of the power of child labor and bigottry, so when you and your mole army reach my force feild, they are stopped with the irresistable power of racism and child abuse.

well, what if i blow up the hill. wouldnt that solve all of our problems?

Force Feild, so no it wouldn't

Spaztoid wrote:

Force Feild, so no it wouldn't

what if i told it to

Spaztoid wrote:

You cannot because I once again have a forcefield generator, which is EMP proof and runs off of the power of child labor and bigottry, so when you and your mole army reach my force feild, they are stopped with the irresistable power of racism and child abuse.

Then I just umm just err fart the sheild down! lol